| Post #101 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 06:58:33 31/01/13 ![[Quote]](/imageicons/comments.png "Quote") |
johndoe666 [31303]
Level: 2,035
Posts: 228 | ok, here's a cool 1 i heard yesterday...
yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa into stone...
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| Post #102 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 07:31:34 31/01/13 |
ALMIGHTY_PAIN [24169]
Level: 361
Posts: 738 | anyone heard the lollipop salesman joke :P
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| Post #103 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 11:47:19 31/01/13 |
{{BLG}}K13~ {{Training _ Plz Keep Mail At Minimum}} [18758]
Level: 1,001
Posts: 141 | The medusa one iz quite a funny twist lol the stoner getz stoned LMAO. N nope I haven't heard the lollipop salesman joke yet. How does it go? 
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| Post #104 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 12:07:06 31/01/13 |
{{BLG}}K13~ {{Training _ Plz Keep Mail At Minimum}} [18758]
Level: 1,001
Posts: 141 | [quote=Cyclops_O_]uh.......i thought this was suppose to be "best joke"..........  [/quot K here's a "best joke" for ya... I made up alil while bak N it goes... Yo mamma so O'BEAST(Obese) when she fell off the sofa, she made GOD fall from heaven. But when GOD finally realized he waz safe, he landed on her FAT AZZ as a trampoline to bounce bak to heaven.  Amen
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| Post #105 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 17:56:57 31/01/13 |
Daffy Duck [41849]
Level: 649
Posts: 40 | Lol that's a good one 
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| Post #106 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 18:17:01 31/01/13 |
~pimpdaddy~see pro sig~ [17729]
Level: 2,096
Posts: 5,847 | no here is a good one and in the spirit this forum was created lol
A guy goes to a whorehouse and tells the madam he only wants to spend 5 bucks. The madam thinks for a bit, then says, "Betsy. She's down the hall, last door on the left."
The guy walks down, sees Betsy -- she's not the best looking, but she would do. He puts it in and it's the worst feeling he's ever had on his dick -- like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her. "Um. something's wrong, can you do something about that?" Betsy crinkles her face, then says, "Why of course! But it will run you another five bucks." She pockets the fiver and goes to the bathroom and is back in no time.
The guy puts it back in and now, it's the complete opposite: it's the best feeling he's ever had, and finishes in a flash. Panting, he asks her, "oh my god... that felt amazing... what did you do??" Betsy smiles, and says, "for the extra five bucks, I pick the scabs."
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| Post #107 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 19:57:00 31/01/13 |
{{BLG}}K13~ {{Training _ Plz Keep Mail At Minimum}} [18758]
Level: 1,001
Posts: 141 | EEwww :-& ! Picked Scabz From Friction Burn  . HaHaHa . That Waz Maaaadd Sick But Craaazy Funny!  . I had no clue where that waz goin til thee end LMAO good sh!t
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| Post #108 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 20:08:13 31/01/13 |
{{BLG}}K13~ {{Training _ Plz Keep Mail At Minimum}} [18758]
Level: 1,001
Posts: 141 | [quote=daffy duck]Lol that's a good one [/quot HaHa Thanx Partner!
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| Post #109 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 22:18:13 31/01/13 |
BOON(SEE PROFILE FOR ? OF THE DAY AND RENTIN MOTHERSHIP MSG ME) [19148]
Level: 951
Posts: 2,915 | damn only a handful of these things are actually good. "thats what she said"
heres on for you guys. your mom, your mom, and your mom. what does that equal.
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| Post #110 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 00:05:26 01/02/13 |
johndoe666 [31303]
Level: 2,035
Posts: 228 | yo mama so stupid she put a lipstick on her head just to make up her mind...
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| Post #111 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 02:20:41 01/02/13 |
{{BLG}}K13~ {{Training _ Plz Keep Mail At Minimum}} [18758]
Level: 1,001
Posts: 141 | Sweet Metaphor
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| Post #112 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 07:39:19 01/02/13 |
~pimpdaddy~see pro sig~ [17729]
Level: 2,096
Posts: 5,847 | Little Johnny is staying at his grandmother's house for the weekend with his parents. He walks into their room in the middle of the night and wakes his mother. His mother says "What is it Johnny?". Little Johnny says "Grandma has a shrimpy"! His mother looks at him puzzled. "She has a WHAT?" Johnny says "A Shrimpy!" His mother has no idea what little Johnny is talking about. His mother says "Come show me what you're talking about". Little Johnny leads his mother downstairs where his 85 year old grandmother is lying sprawled out on the sofa in her night-gown. Her gown is wide open and so are her legs. She is sound asleep. Johnny says to his mother "Look mommy, Grandma has a shrimpy". He points to her vaginHis mother laughs. "No, no, Johnny, that's not a shrimpy. That's her vagina". Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says "Wow! Sure does taste like shrimpy".
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| Post #113 |
Subject: Re: jokes
Posted at: 08:30:32 01/02/13 |
johndoe666 [31303]
Level: 2,035
Posts: 228 | yea, and there is only two things in this world that smells like fish...and one of them is fish 
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